You can save your money on these.
Adidas Kobe Two (2001)
I love Kobe, but this ain’t it.
Reebok Preachers (1996)
You’re going to need a preacher to help you get God’s forgiveness if you rock these.
And One’s Chosen One (2006)
These shoes were worn by Jesus in 6 BC. He donated them to the homeless shortly after.
Starbury 1 (2006)
I can guarantee you won’t feel like a star wearing these.